Hello to Belgium! Canada! France! Lativa and anywhere else that visits us regularly... just a quick post. 10 things that uniquely identify a London girl...
10. She owns an oyster but it doesn't contain a pearl
9. If she has a car, she has to pay to park outside her house, if she has a car then...
8. She's been towed/ticketed or clamped in last 6 months
7. She does everything during the week...works to the grind, drinks like a fish & then...
6. Spends all day Saturday under a duvet occasionally calling friends who are also under a duvet
5. She or someone she knows has been burgled or mugged in the last year
4. She feels like putting a sign up outside her house "Free Hotel for Aussies"
3. If she doesn't have a copy of "He's Just Not That Into You", then she needs to get one fast.
2. She's skint
1. She wears earplugs at night.
Happy weekends!
Sister Louise
Sister Thelma - always the bridesmaid never the bride
Sister Bridget, One Too Many and Mystery Groper
Sister Louise
Sister Zaria being angelic
Sisters in Fancy Dress
2 comments:
Oh dear - don't go applying for a job with London Tourist Board! Australia's might be interested in you though..
Ha ha quite, I just had to read it again. Didn't realise it was quite so depressing! But then I am seeing a shrink so don't take my word for it!
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